{"id":65,"date":"2009-01-01T19:26:08","date_gmt":"2009-01-01T19:26:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/talentedanimals.com\/blog\/?p=65"},"modified":"2009-01-01T19:26:08","modified_gmt":"2009-01-01T19:26:08","slug":"tillie-and-the-doggie-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/talentedanimals.com\/blog\/tillie-and-the-doggie-door\/","title":{"rendered":"Tillie and the Doggie-Door&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt;\"><span style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;,&quot;serif&quot;;\">It was around 1992, when I knew much less than I do today, but thought I knew even more than I think I do now. I had a very high energy Newfie.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>She was 140 pounds of pure-unadultrated-jack-russel-meets-border-collie-meets-chupukabra-on-speed energy.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>One night I drove from Los Angeles to Santa Fe and arrived at around 2:30 in the morning.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>Knowing that Tillie would not let me sleep after spending 14 hours in the truck, I took her to the nearby park for a quick game of fetch to take the edge off.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>On about the third throw, she ran up to a house adjacent to the park, in through their giant open pet door, and disappeared.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt;\"><span style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;,&quot;serif&quot;;\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoPlainText\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt;\"><span style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;,&quot;serif&quot;;\">I stood there for what seemed like an eternity whispering as loudly as I could &#8220;TILLIE, COME!!&#8221;<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>I wondered what lived there that needed the dog door that seemed to be about three feet across, and how it was going to feel about the Newfie that I am SURE jumped up on their bed, slobbered in their ears, pulled on their pillows, grabbed a snack, and then ran back out the doggie door where I hastily threw her into the truck and departed as quickly as I could.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0 <\/span>I have always wanted to go back someday and ask them about the strange nightmare they had one night. So, if you are reading this blog, and lived next to a park in Santa Fe in the nineties and were visited one night by a friendly hyperactive bear, I am sorry\u2026 <span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was around 1992, when I knew much less than I do today, but thought I knew even more than I think I do now. I had a very high energy Newfie.\u00a0 She was 140 pounds of pure-unadultrated-jack-russel-meets-border-collie-meets-chupukabra-on-speed energy.\u00a0 One night I drove from Los Angeles to Santa Fe and arrived at around 2:30 in <a href='https:\/\/talentedanimals.com\/blog\/tillie-and-the-doggie-door\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[62,61],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anecdotes","tag-dogdoor","tag-tillie","category-47-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-line-bottom","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/talentedanimals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/talentedanimals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/talentedanimals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talentedanimals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talentedanimals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/talentedanimals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":67,"href":"https:\/\/talentedanimals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions\/67"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/talentedanimals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talentedanimals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/talentedanimals.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}